I was standing outside of the gym tonight after my work out and this lady comes out and starts smoking. I’m just chilling enjoying the breeze and I spit over into the rocks. The lady looks at me and goes “Spitting is a disgusting habit.”

So naturally I look over at her, tilt my head, and respond with “So is smoking, maybe we should both stop, huh?” then I spit again.

This concludes my story of the week.